June 2009
2 posts
No thank you.
It’s very gross to hear read very unattractive talk about how sexually explicit they are in public. Seriously, who are you kidding? I wonder if people like that realize what their face looks like.
January 2009
1 post
And I'm Back!
Like anyone gives a shit.
I must have some sort of radar for widespread Tumblr histrionics, because the last time I paid much attention to this site, the whole taramichelle shit was just blowing over. Now it turns out that the annoyingly narcissistic sufferer of reblogarhea, Stupid in Boston, was caught up in some scandal today. He really deserves it. He was just using Tumblr to be Internet...
December 2008
27 posts
I wish certain things were new again
like my bar of almond oil soap.
And my love for the sound of the front door that reminds me of a Sigur Ros song for some reason. I just can’t put my finger on just which one. But you’d think I’d be able to, wouldn’t you? Especially since that door is in constant motion with you at its handle.
“The Tape Song” - The Kills
1 tag
Good luck to all the college students taking...
oooohindiekid:
jessicachu:
We should go to the bar when we’re done.
No one wants to drink with you Jessicachu!! Everyone is scared you will give them a disease.
Hahahahahah! BTW, my sister (who has the flu right now) just sneezed and I could’ve sworn she said “JESSICACHU!” Seriously just happened. I wouldn’t have mentioned it if it didn’t because as a joke,...
1 tag
fair warning
littleorphanammo:
I think we all know how much I hate “I have X number of followers” posts. It’s all just so…tacky.
Immediately upon seeing one of those, I just unfollow you. It’s just what I do. At this point, I would say it’s a compulsion.
New to me, yet very much along the same lines is the fantastic “nominate me for a tumblraward” post.
I will unfollow you. I don’t care how much I...
OK
As soon as a posted my last post, kari-shma turned around did the same exact thing I ranted about. Not that this person knows me or cares what I think or cares about what annoys me, but I’m going to unfollow anyhow cause that is just too fucking tacky to support.
1 tag
Like me! I'm popular!
What is with all the people posting how many followers they have? Does anyone really care? Is it their disgustingly obnoxious attempt to discourage themselves and everyone else from knowing how weak their egos really are? They seek out approval from the Tumblr community in the form of followers, and once they get them, they flaunt it for the world to see while trying to dress it up with a...
“Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.”
– Einstein (via kari-shma)
stupidinboston:
benwasser:
YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKED HOAXES SO I PUT A HOAX IN YO HOAX SO YOU CAN BE HAD WHILE YOU’RE BEING HAD.
Why was I the only person to realize that when “Tara” quit Tumblr, her url would be free for anyone to take?
Dude, this is the funniest shit ever. I give up.
1 tag
THE BOYFRIEND →
drned:
chrisreinhard:
soupsoup:
Dude got about as punk’d as you can get on Tumblr.
Fucking PUNK’D. I’ll get over it though, because I am a real person and I’ve got real power.
oh WOW. dude, i will buy you a beer. that sucks.
(for the record, some rando posed as a hot girl (‘taramichelle’) on tumblr for like pretty much a full year stealing pictures, and she just got called out, and this is...
Why aren't I asleep?
I need to be.
1 tag
martinis-in-a:
I follow some girl who’s extremely popular on Tumblr. I’ve wanted to unfollow her for sometime, but everyone seems to love her so I held off. Ugh, you are INSUFFERABLE though. Coming from a very egotistically girl, please, get over yourself. Unfollow.
Bah I want to knoooooow! I do have half an idea who it may be, but I’m too distracted by Ace of Cakes to think too deeply...
1 tag
jona:
missbrightside:
Yann Tiersen - La Valse...
November 2008
9 posts
Lykke Li - Little Bit (AutoErotique Bootleg Remix)
“The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.”
– Alice Roosevelt Longworth
8 Most Over-used Samples In Hip Hop History →
There’s always a list for something nowadays.
October 2008
3 posts
1 tag
An open letter to the act of running.
thewordunheard:
I hate you.
Oh, I hate you so, so much.
I hate that there is never a good temperature for running - you either get terribly sweaty and splotchy and red and gross, or the air you breathe in is so harsh and cold you feel like your lungs are hardening.
I hate that people who work a full-time job have to either drag themselves out of their fabulously cushy beds at ungodly hours of...
Hooray Me
i dont know why, but im feeling particularly good about myself today.
Intervention
Sometimes I watch A&E’s Intervention just to have proof that there are people in this world more fucked up than me.
September 2008
1 post
August 2008
2 posts
July 2008
2 posts
Lazy
I don’t get on here half as often as I should. Part of the reason is sometimes I think Tumblr’s just an updated, more tech version of high school. The other reason is I’m too busy watching A&E.
“Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be...”
– Millicent Fenwick