December 2008
27 posts
I wish certain things were new again
like my bar of almond oil soap.
And my love for the sound of the front door that reminds me of a Sigur Ros song for some reason. I just can’t put my finger on just which one. But you’d think I’d be able to, wouldn’t you? Especially since that door is in constant motion with you at its handle.
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Good luck to all the college students taking...
oooohindiekid:
jessicachu:
We should go to the bar when we’re done.
No one wants to drink with you Jessicachu!! Everyone is scared you will give them a disease.
Hahahahahah! BTW, my sister (who has the flu right now) just sneezed and I could’ve sworn she said “JESSICACHU!” Seriously just happened. I wouldn’t have mentioned it if it didn’t because as a joke,...
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fair warning
littleorphanammo:
I think we all know how much I hate “I have X number of followers” posts. It’s all just so…tacky.
Immediately upon seeing one of those, I just unfollow you. It’s just what I do. At this point, I would say it’s a compulsion.
New to me, yet very much along the same lines is the fantastic “nominate me for a tumblraward” post.
I will unfollow you. I don’t care how much I...
OK
As soon as a posted my last post, kari-shma turned around did the same exact thing I ranted about. Not that this person knows me or cares what I think or cares about what annoys me, but I’m going to unfollow anyhow cause that is just too fucking tacky to support.
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Like me! I'm popular!
What is with all the people posting how many followers they have? Does anyone really care? Is it their disgustingly obnoxious attempt to discourage themselves and everyone else from knowing how weak their egos really are? They seek out approval from the Tumblr community in the form of followers, and once they get them, they flaunt it for the world to see while trying to dress it up with a...
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
– Einstein (via kari-shma)
stupidinboston:
benwasser:
YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKED HOAXES SO I PUT A HOAX IN YO HOAX SO YOU CAN BE HAD WHILE YOU’RE BEING HAD.
Why was I the only person to realize that when “Tara” quit Tumblr, her url would be free for anyone to take?
Dude, this is the funniest shit ever. I give up.
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THE BOYFRIEND →
drned:
chrisreinhard:
soupsoup:
Dude got about as punk’d as you can get on Tumblr.
Fucking PUNK’D. I’ll get over it though, because I am a real person and I’ve got real power.
oh WOW. dude, i will buy you a beer. that sucks.
(for the record, some rando posed as a hot girl (‘taramichelle’) on tumblr for like pretty much a full year stealing pictures, and she just got called out, and this is...
Why aren't I asleep?
I need to be.
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martinis-in-a:
I follow some girl who’s extremely popular on Tumblr. I’ve wanted to unfollow her for sometime, but everyone seems to love her so I held off. Ugh, you are INSUFFERABLE though. Coming from a very egotistically girl, please, get over yourself. Unfollow.
Bah I want to knoooooow! I do have half an idea who it may be, but I’m too distracted by Ace of Cakes to think too deeply...
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